February 2012
annefranksgasmask:
if my daughter ever become obsessed with horses im going to send her to ethiopia until she behaves
peeta: IM BREAD OVER HEELS FOR YOU KATNISS
katniss:
peeta:
katniss:
peeta:
katniss:
peeta:
katniss:
peeta:
katniss: wat
thehundredacrehood:
raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are one of the reasons i have trust issues
farisbueller:
felicefawn:
The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally.
up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks...
40p:
trophic:
trophic:
i just emailed my ict teacher with what i thought was my homework but instead i sent
ok i cant stop laughing omfg
I’M SCREAMING
liv omfg
rumour:
what if you ask for coke at a restaurant and the waiter asks you if pepsi is ok and you say no imagine how awkward that would be
Nicki Minaj style rap #1
YOU A LITTLE STUPID BITCH. FRONT LAWN. GNOME.
GIMME SOME MOTHA FUCKIN HEAD. DOME.
THIS SHIT WASN’T BUILT IN A DAY. ROME.
I’M REAL ASS SHIT AND YOU STYRA. FOAM.
YOUR INTERNET EXPLORER AND I’M GOOGLE. CHROME.
DAMN, I’M IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ HOUSE. HOME.
canninuscunnilingus:
canninuscunnilingus:
canninuscunnilingus:
so who won the super bowl
giants
thanks
shavingryansprivates:
jamesfuckingdavey:
meatmodel:
procrastination ft. me and the internet
the grammar of this post tells me that you should probably get back to work
tumblr user jamesfuckingdavey criticizes semi-relevant meatmodel’s grammar by using no punctuation or capitalization
beyoncebeytwice:
petition for all ugly people in the world to be replaced with a bowl of macaroni and cheese
queefnasty:
in hell you get caught masturbating everytime
